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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Wade

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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