A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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