- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Knock knock. Come in.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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