if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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conrad profit

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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fart+fart=poop

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The cow went moo

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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why?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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