Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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