Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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wood cant chuck wood

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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69

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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