- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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