- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Where do babies come from? My garage

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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