- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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