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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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