why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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