Knock Knock Not Yet

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Stephen Walking.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Meow.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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penis

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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