- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

miley cyrus

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Yo mamas so fat

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

drake

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??