What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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knock knock

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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alert("The Game");//

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Anti Joke

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