- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Good boy

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

black people

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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