You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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