What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Spinabifita

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Anti Joke

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