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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

The Bible

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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