- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Ham sandwich

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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