what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Who has downs this joke

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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ginger

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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