- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A black guy with his family.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Women's rights

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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