- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Men, get on the boat.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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