What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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My butt!!!!

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Women's sports

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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