- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

A horse cantered into a bar.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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