what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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