How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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