What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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