- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

I had sex. Just kidding.

How many cows say moo? All of them

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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