What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

So a black man hails a taxi...

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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