Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

your mother hates you

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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