- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

I tell an anti joke!.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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