What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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