A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

whats the best thing about polio...death

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

american government

A Jew walks into a Furness

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Anti Joke

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