A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Farts smell bad!

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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