You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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