What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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The cow went moo

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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