Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

I saw a shovel once.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Once upon a time.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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