What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

George Bush does not care about black people.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

An asian without a future.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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