how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

I hate black people. Because their black.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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