Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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