Scientology.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

pickle juice?

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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