A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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I like pom

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Women's rights.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Joe Biden

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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