Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Blind people can't read this.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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