- Anti Joke

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yo mama's so fat!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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