Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Men, get on the boat.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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obama

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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