- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

what do you watch ? a tv

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Not Steve Jobs

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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