Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why did I get raped

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Colby is gay.... thats it

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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