- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

ROSS G IS OBESE

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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