Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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raping black women

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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