- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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