- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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