When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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bum sex lol

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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