Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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