What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Chicken

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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I like hats XD!

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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