Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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gay marriage.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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