What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Alex Eggbert

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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I hate blackniggers

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Minecraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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