What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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motley crew

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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