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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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