- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Chicken penis.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

I never asked for this.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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