what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why? Because!

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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