What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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This one time at band camp....

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Cows go moo.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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