Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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