- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Women.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Stop being a centipede

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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