Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

liam buchan is gay !

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How old are you? 20

Women's rights

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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