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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What's cold and icy? Ice

Yes. Just Yes.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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